Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States, in office since January 20, 2017. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Trump was born and raised in the New York City borough of Queens, and received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. He is also good friends with Trip and Grace from facade. Currently addicted to marijuana and martinis.

Spiderman's Shooting Spree Edit

In 2003, Trump heard about the mass shooting caused by Spiderman. Donald got spooked, so he called Trip's and Grace's parents about Trip and Grace being shot and killed by Spiderman with a sniper and an H&K MP5K.

Relationships Edit

Donald Trump has very few friends other than that stupid, alcoholic named trip, and that angry whore, bitch fucking, lice headed hoe named grace. He also has a wife and kids, but no one gives a fuck about that ri

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